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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
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Hannibal gives a guest presentation for one of Will’s classes.
Hannibal Lecture.Hannibal becomes a ghost. Hannibal Specter.
Hannibal starts his own brand of iced teas. Hannibal Nectar.
Hannibal transmits a pathogen.
Hannibal Vector?Hannibal has both direction and magnitude. Hannibal Vector. (Again.)
Hannibal finds God in the Episcopal Church and gets a parish. Hannibal Rector.
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
this post makes me extremely uncomfortableFUCK OFF
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1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
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it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
i second that
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